August 2009
129 posts
Rush Rush Baby
Pi Phi…Pi Phi…
roll call at 8:15am.
Priorities
F: So did you check out any fellowships?
M: uh...not really...but hey, can you hook me up with some sorority parties?
“The average person tells 4 lies a day, or 1460 a year a total of 88,000 by the...”
– via bitchville. (via pigneamouse)
Never thought I'd say this but...
I’m going to go out more this year.
(Rush rush baby, Pi Phi! Pi Phi!)
IV is so awkward
Me: Oh hi, Becky! Hi Kenny! (starts talking to Becky)
Kenny: Have you met Becky?
Me: Uh...yeah.
Kenny: Becky, this is Furai.
Me: I told you, we've met before!!!
Becky: We all know each other!
Me: K I'm going to go now.
Things I Learned Tonight
Every fig contains a dead wasp
Male sleepovers = “spending the night” = manover
Set your camera to ISO for taking pictures of the nightlife!
I enjoy meeting random people and having drawn out conversations with them (especially freshmen!)
Heirloom tomatoe seeds are passed down through families, ergo…”heirloom”
Bubbly elderberry drink is the best
Berkeley is so,...
“Your absence has gone through me
like a thread through a needle,
everything I...”
– W.S. Merwin (via quotewhore)
Love according to children.
-eternal:
Actual children’s answers to the question “what is love?”
“When someone loves you, the way they say your name is different. You just know that your name is safe in their mouth.” - Billy, age 4
“Love is when a girl puts on perfume and a boy puts on shaving cologne and they go out and smell each other.” - Karl, age 5
“Love is what makes you smile when you’re tired.” - Terri, age 4
...
fmylife:
Today, my girlfriend named my penis “little baby carrot.” FML
fmylife:
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, and then he said, “Lets pretend you are someone else.” FML
Parental Piss-Off of the Morning
1.
Mother: Don’t hold hands with Aaron in public! Especially not at church!
Me: WTF, we don’t even hold hands in church. Who said we did?
Mother: …people on the English side…
2.
Father: That dress is too short! It looks like a nightgown! GO CHANGE!
Lady parts
Chris: My left nut hurts!!!
Me: I'm glad I'm not a boy.
Jezelle: Me too. We don't have to deal with left's and right's.
“Alpha Chi Omega
While you appear shy and quiet, you like to party and go out...”
– My actual results. Much more accurate. HMMMM.
“Pi Beta Phi
Hey you. You’re sporty and fun, and you and your sisters know...”
– Facebook Quiz “Which UC Berkeley sorority are you” results, when I fudged with the answers to purposely try and get pi phi. and it worked.
Fuck you, online psych course!
Don’t you know it’s 12:26am?
