May 2012
13 posts
Sex noises woke me up!
At least they were fast.
No, I would NOT like to see your friend's dick,...
Yeah, why DON'T we?
Photographer: Okay, what do you all want to do?
Everyone: Let's take a serious, Asian family one!
A: Why don't we ever take a crazy, white family one?
Moment of Clarity
Exactly a month ago, my shadow, a Junior at an Oakland high school, asked me a question that I’ve never been asked before: “When you were in high school, what was your biggest worry?”
I thought about it for a while and answered honestly, “I don’t know. I didn’t really have any worries.”
I sounded like such an over-privileged asshole. Especially since...
April 2012
6 posts
“Another world is not only possible, she’s on the way and, on a quiet day,...”
– Arundhati Roy
My Easter Sunday consisted of
back-to-back conversations with strangers on santorum (see previous post), sheepskin condoms, the tragedy of decreased libido at age 22, and people with a penchance for spreading cum all over their bodies and letting it absorb (or dry and flake off?) as a lotion substitute.
QOTD: “the hormones in [my cum] make them happy!”
What's a "santorum"? →
March 2012
10 posts
11 o'clock in...VEGAS!!!
Me: Are you at Marquee?!?!
A: No, I'm on Reddit.
Is this really all that we do?
Friend: So what did you do in Vegas? Did you gamble?
Me: No...
Friend: Did you see a show?
Me: No...
F: What did you do then?
M: We ate a lot!
Friend: So you just ate and partied.
Me: Ate. Partied. Recovered. Repeat.
February 2012
15 posts
January 2012
18 posts
Sightings from today's run
dapper gentleman tapdancing with his coattails a-flappin’
women clad in head-to-toe leather walking her snow white pitfull on a chain leash
an awkward date
a game of bocceball!
family bike rides
gorgeous view of the Bay as usual
a bus driver named “Captain”
The 51 Fastest Fat Burners →
suckkitin:
1. Catch the running bug. You’ll continue to burn fat after your jog: People who run for at least four hours a week melt more calories than non-runners, even when they’re not running, a Yale University School of Medicine study reports.
2. Crank it up early. Working out harder during the first half of your workout and taking it easier during the second burns up to 23 percent more...